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Snark for Conservatives

(01) Talking about "tea break".

“Its habit of getting up late you’ll agree
That it carries too far, when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five-o’clock tea,
And dines on the following day.

That's from "The Hunting of the Snark", recently mentioned by Boris Johnson.

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 6, 2019

(02) Yes, Boris Johnson knows (the title of) "The Hunting of the Snark". https://t.co/DQn5TEmNES

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 6, 2019

(03) Back to tea time: "The Hunting of the Snark" is about exploring an island where the Snark frequently breakfasts at five-o’clock tea. That could be in Tahiti, where Charles Darwin breakfasted during tea time in the UK. https://t.co/Ic0GBpdnjn https://t.co/GdauVCOuKG

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 6, 2019

(04) "The Hunting of the Snark" »may be taken as an Allegory for the Pursuit of Happiness. The characteristic “ambition” works well into this theory … that the pursuer of happiness … betakes himself… the happiness he has failed to find elsewhere.« https://t.co/dNG7zzOkpp pic.twitter.com/QIXbt6Nmsk

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 6, 2019

(05) The pursuit of happiness happens in many ways. One way is to just get the Brexit done. In the end, however, you might meet the Boojum. https://t.co/jMDyeDURcv pic.twitter.com/pPJkqC72jn

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 6, 2019

(06) ※ Henry Holiday’s illustration to fit #8 in Lewis Carroll’s "The Hunting of the Snark" (1876).
※ "Faiths Victorie in Romes Crueltie" (publ. by Thomas Jenner, c. 1630). To the right side of the fire, Thomas Cranmer is depicted burning his hand.https://t.co/te6VHQ9aVd pic.twitter.com/3HmnV0QrES

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 6, 2019

(07) Yes, on the British islands the pursuit of happiness often enough made many people quite unhappy. Some of them even got killed. It seems to be a never ending tragedy. https://t.co/63Coc5qSOa

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 6, 2019

(08) Bellman Johnson will support each British man (and woman even more so) by a finger entwined in his hair. But whose hair is that? If it is the Bellman's hair, what kind of finger might the Bellman be using to control the big British Snark hunting crew? pic.twitter.com/hbPEhSw5gc

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 7, 2019

(09) The British elite wants to take back control from the EU, turning perceived abuse by the EU into domestic abuse. To that elite the Brexit also is an instrument to make money with investing in shorts. May the Bandersnatch grab those bankers. https://t.co/jNh21qKTkJ pic.twitter.com/pjeSWQFmVc

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 7, 2019

(10) https://t.co/g2QDaSw3V7 pic.twitter.com/42goKKLIs5

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 7, 2019

(11) Now let's prove that Boris won 2:0 against Jeremy:

> #! /usr/bin/haskell
> import Data.List
> assertions :: [String]
> assertions =
> ["Boris won 2:0"
> ,"6 * 7 = 39"
> ,"6 * 7 = 42"
> ,"6 * 7 = 39"
> ,"Boris won 2:0"
> ,"6 * 7 = 39"
> ,"Boris won 2:0"
> ]

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 7, 2019

(12) We apply the Bellman's rule:

> atLeastThrice :: [String] -> [String]
> atLeastThrice assList =
> [head grp | grp <-
> group $ sort assList, length grp >= 3]

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 7, 2019

(13) Result (if loaded and executed in GHCi):

*Main> atLeastThrice assertions
["6 * 7 = 39","Boris won 2:0"]

What I tell you three times is true. (The lower 16% of the people with – according to Boris – an IQ at or below 85% might need more than that.)

— Snark Sesquicentennial (@Snark150) December 7, 2019

(to be continued)

Wolves and Sheep

That speech was delivered on occasion of the 2013 annual Margaret Thatcher lecture (Centre for Policy Studies "think tank") where Boris fostered "the spirit of envy". https://t.co/GyXdrg1oN7

— Буджумы правят волнами Британии (@Bonnetmaker) December 7, 2019

Based on his assumption that 16% "of our species" have an IQ below 85 and 2% have an IQ above 130%, Boris Johnson's GE2019 strategy is to address the gullible 16% just with simple slogans in order to give back control to the 2% elite, to which probably Dominic Cummings belongs.

— Буджумы правят волнами Британии (@Bonnetmaker) December 7, 2019

That's what Brexit is about: With simple messages to the dumber part of the voters, a small local elite takes back control from the EU over the future fags of these Eaton boys. And the sheepish 16% are playing along very well. That's how wolves win. (Cartoon by @PaulNoth) pic.twitter.com/nYmIE19zn1

— Буджумы правят волнами Британии (@Bonnetmaker) December 7, 2019

Now Boris Johnson is close to reaching his goal. Leavers felt abused by the EU. Boris Johnson will turn it into domestic abuse.https://t.co/dUBa0cnT6s https://t.co/M1oPaz2KF8

— Буджумы правят волнами Британии (@Bonnetmaker) December 7, 2019

 

Found later:

This is Johnson giving the annual Thatcher lecture in *2013*
just after he'd been re-elected as London Mayor, with his #GoodChap whiff-whaff social-liberal-really shtick
Notice the mix here too

He's shown us who he is for a looong time#JohnsonLies https://t.co/ZGDLye1itq

— Bella Vivat (Dr)🕷 ⚫️ #RevokeA50 #NHSLove #KONP (@Bellavivat) December 7, 2019

 

By the way:

Searching for »(Inequality AND "Boris Johnson")« in Twitter is interesting in these days.

— Буджумы правят волнами Британии (@Bonnetmaker) December 8, 2019

IMO a "Scandinavian" income inequality with a Gini index around 0.25 contributes to happiness in a society. Perfect equality as well as income inequalities above, say, 0.5 could explain a desire for violent redistribution of resources.

— Буджумы правят волнами Британии (@Bonnetmaker) December 8, 2019

Quoting Tocqueville

Ivanka Trump tried to quote Alexis de Tocqueville.

“A decline of public morals in the United States will probably be marked by the abuse of the power of impeachment as a means of crushing political adversaries or ejecting them from office.”

Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 21, 2019


 

"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."

Julius Caesar, 1655

— JRehling (@JRehling) November 22, 2019

Not only is that a bogus quote, but the Founders specifically understood the role of impeachment to prevent what your family has managed to do with a complicit and pliant GOP.

— lawhawk (@lawhawk) November 22, 2019

…this is not something Alexis de Tocqueville penned. The actual quote comes from a 1889 book, American Constitutional Law, Volume 1, by judge John Innes Clark Hare describing the necessity of impeachment, even as he argued it had been abused on President Andrew Johnson.

— DJ TrippyDawg (@craigstanford) November 22, 2019


 

Quote (with changed layout in order to improve readability) from Alexis de Tocqueville’s Democracy in America (1835), Chapter VII: Political Jurisdiction In The United States, http://www.gutenberg.org/files/815/815-h/815-h.htm#link2HCH0015:

[…] But I will venture to affirm that it is precisely their mildness which renders the American laws most formidable in this respect.

We have shown that in Europe the removal of a functionary and his political interdiction are the consequences of the penalty he is to undergo, and that in America they constitute the penalty itself. The consequence is that in Europe political tribunals are invested with rights which they are afraid to use, and that the fear of punishing too much hinders them from punishing at all.

But in America no one hesitates to inflict a penalty from which humanity does not recoil. To condemn a political opponent to death, in order to deprive him of his power, is to commit what all the world would execrate as a horrible assassination; but to declare that opponent unworthy to exercise that authority, to deprive him of it, and to leave him uninjured in life and limb, may be judged to be the fair issue of the struggle.

But this sentence, which it is so easy to pronounce, is not the less fatally severe to the majority of those upon whom it is inflicted. Great criminals may undoubtedly brave its intangible rigor, but ordinary offenders will dread it as a condemnation which destroys their position in the world, casts a blight upon their honor, and condemns them to a shameful inactivity worse than death.

The influence exercised in the United States upon the progress of society by the jurisdiction of political bodies may not appear to be formidable, but it is only the more immense. It does not directly coerce the subject, but it renders the majority more absolute over those in power; it does not confer an unbounded authority on the legislator which can be exerted at some momentous crisis, but it establishes a temperate and regular influence, which is at all times available. If the power is decreased, it can, on the other hand, be more conveniently employed and more easily abused.

By preventing political tribunals from inflicting judicial punishments the Americans seem to have eluded the worst consequences of legislative tyranny, rather than tyranny itself; and I am not sure that political jurisdiction, as it is constituted in the United States, is not the most formidable weapon which has ever been placed in the rude grasp of a popular majority. When the American republics begin to degenerate it will be easy to verify the truth of this observation, by remarking whether the number of political impeachments augments.*d

[…]

d
[ See Appendix, N.

[The impeachment of President Andrew Johnson in 1868—which was resorted to by his political opponents solely as a means of turning him out of office, for it could not be contended that he had been guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors, and he was in fact honorably acquitted and reinstated in office—is a striking confirmation of the truth of this remark.—Translator’s Note, 1874.]] […]

 

Appendix N, http://www.gutenberg.org/files/816/816-h/816-h.htm#link2H_APPEn:

There is no question upon which the American constitutions agree more fully than upon that of political jurisdiction. All the constitutions which take cognizance of this matter, give to the House of Delegates the exclusive right of impeachment; excepting only the constitution of North Carolina, which grants the same privilege to grand juries. (Article 23.) Almost all the constitutions give the exclusive right of pronouncing sentence to the Senate, or to the Assembly which occupies its place.

The only punishments which the political tribunals can inflict are removal, or the interdiction of public functions for the future. There is no other constitution but that of Virginia (p. 152), which enables them to inflict every kind of punishment.
※ The crimes which are subject to political jurisdiction are, in the federal constitution (Section 4, Art. 1); in that of Indiana (Art. 3, paragraphs 23 and 24); of New York (Art. 5); of Delaware (Art. 5), high treason, bribery, and other high crimes or offences.
※ In the Constitution of Massachusetts (Chap. I, Section 2); that of North Carolina (Art. 23); of Virginia (p. 252), misconduct and maladministration.
※ In the constitution of New Hampshire (p. 105), corruption, intrigue, and maladministration.
※ In Vermont (Chap. 2, Art. 24), maladministration.
※ In South Carolina (Art. 5); Kentucky (Art. 5); Tennessee (Art. 4); Ohio (Art. 1, 23, 24); Louisiana (Art. 5); Mississippi (Art. 5); Alabama (Art. 6); Pennsylvania (Art. 4), crimes committed in the non-performance of official duties.
※ In the States of Illinois, Georgia, Maine, and Connecticut, no particular offences are specified.

Давай сделаем бре́кcит!

This was charming, no doubt; but they shortly found out
That the Captain they trusted so well
Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
And that was to tingle his bell.https://t.co/QMfZkL0mJ3https://t.co/KFJB0HMKON pic.twitter.com/4aL2v7RQsS

— Goetz Kluge (@Bonnetmaker) November 22, 2019

Давай сделаем бре́кcит!

— Goetz Kluge (@Bonnetmaker) November 22, 2019

“My Great and Unmatched Wisdom”

As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over…

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2019

By now I think that there are stronger reasons for Trump's impeachment than the Ukraine issue. Today 800 IS fighters escaped from Kurdish prisons. Trump is a danger to the USA. The Republicans need to stop him now.

— Goetz Kluge (@Bonnetmaker) October 13, 2019

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