What Is Trump’s Mental Age?

Oh sure! This is totally normal. He’s completely sane. pic.twitter.com/INIIedQazX

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) February 15, 2019


 

TBH, I'm not sure you can even call it satire anymore!

Can you really tell the difference between SNL and "President T"

Here's SNL:

"And Then I'll immediately be sued… And Then I'll Call My Buddy Kavanaugh…. He'll say new phone who Dis"

😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/xKomnP3TFN

— Ryan Hill (@RyanHillMI) February 17, 2019

Thank you, Mr. President, for making me aware of that show!

As you requested, I looked into it. Great Job. As you recognized, it's a "total Republican hit job". That collusion between Republicans and NBC could explain why the gap between parody and reality seems to be so small.

— Goetz Kluge (@Bonnetmaker) February 18, 2019

.@MaddowBlog: Pres. Trump eyes 'retribution' against comedy shows that hurt his feelings. https://t.co/zGFyPjpbrQ

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) February 18, 2019

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I wonder if a sitting President exhorting his followers that my role in a TV comedy qualifies me as an enemy of the people constitutes a threat to my safety and that of my family?

— HABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) February 18, 2019


 


 

I feel another genius #RandyRainbow song is on our event horizon. This one will be more epic than ‘Stable Genius’. https://t.co/PWurVeL3Z2

— RationalThought (@IFRoutlook) February 16, 2019

Self-Irony, Accidental or Intentionial?

»… and I agree with him that he is not the “smartest person.” Besides, America already has that! …«

Whow! Is the self-irony accidental or intentional?https://t.co/jGtwihxCac

— Goetz Kluge (@Bonnetmaker) January 29, 2019

Underrated part here is Trump is (accidentally?) completely honest in one place: “I *only* hope that Starbucks is still paying me their rent in Trump Tower.”

— Rusty Shackleford (@chuckleheimers) January 28, 2019

Wait hold on, did he just admit in this tweet he’s making money off trump tower while as president? Did he just openly admit he’s violating the emolument clause?

— ςђгเร гєє๔™♓ (@Blackomen9) January 28, 2019

1. You're a public servant; you work for us, not your business.
2. @EricTrump & @DonaldJTrumpJr are supposed to be running the business, not you.
3. They & @HowardSchultz just need to #workalong on any rent issues.#ConflictOfInterest

— John Brennan (@jbrennanphd) January 29, 2019

You, @POTUS Trump, are a genius! 😁 Using reverse psychology in an attempt to get independent Howard Schultz to run for POTUS, which will divide the votes and ensure your victory in 2020. #MAGA #KAG

— Robbin Young (@Robbin_Young) January 28, 2019

TWEETS FROM PARROTS
FED WITH CARROTS

2018-01-23 07:48 EST

Great unity in the Republican Party. Want to, once and for all, put an end to stoppable crime and drugs! Border Security and Wall. No doubt!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2019


2018-01-23 07:57 EST

BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2019


2018-01-23 07:59 EST

BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2019


2018-01-23 08:13 EST

BUILD A WALL
& CRIME WILL FALL!
BUILD A WALL
& CRIME WILL FALL!
BUILD A WALL
& CRIME WILL FALL!
BUILD A WALL
& CRIME WILL FALL!
BUILD A WALL
& CRIME WILL FALL!
BUILD A WALL
& CRIME WILL FALL!
BUILD A WALL
& CRIME WILL FALL!

— CC (@ChatByCC) January 23, 2019


2018-01-24 08:43 EST

TWEETS FROM PARROTS FED WITH CARROTShttps://t.co/41m74hVQUK

— Goetz Kluge (@Bonnetmaker) January 24, 2019

 


Application: The Bellman’s Rule

#! /usr/bin/haskell
import Data.List
statementList :: [String]
statementList =
  ["BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"I am a stable genius!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"1+1=2"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"I am a stable genius!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"I am a stable genius!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ,"BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!"
  ]
atLeastThrice :: [String] -> [String]
atLeastThrice sL =
  [head grp | grp <-
    group $ sort sL, length grp >= 3]

Result (if loaded and executed in GHCi):

*Main> atLeastThrice statementList
["BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!","I am a stable genius!"]

Interpretation: “BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!” and “I am a stable genius!” are true, because both assertions appeared at least three times. Actually, “BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!” is double-plus-true, because all letters have been capitalized and because the assertion ends with an exclamation mark.


Search "BUILD THE WALL" and "CRIME WILL FALL" in @realDonaldTrump:https://t.co/r4vMrX6yrf

Search "BUILD THE WALL" and "CRIME WILL FALL" in @GOP:https://t.co/upeVJ9zgeO

Why doesn't the GOP use Trumps theme?https://t.co/HULCiKMnxT

— Goetz Kluge (@Bonnetmaker) January 25, 2019

No Collusion

The Bellman’s rule: “What I tell you three times is true!”

Kelly Ramsdell Fineman told us …

… that President Theodore Roosevelt and Edith Wharton were huge fans of the Snark. On one visit to the White House, Wharton learned of the following exchange that occurred between the President and the Secretary of the Navy (undoubtedly unaware of Carroll’s poem, or at least unaware that Roosevelt was quoting):

During discussion, Roosevelt said to the secretary of the Navy,

“Mr. Secretary, what I tell you three times is true!”

The Secretary replied stiffly,

“Mr. President, it would never for a moment have occurred to me to impugn your veracity.”

So far for three times. But 16 times is fine too:

Trump sat for 30 minutes at his golf club with the Times. He said “no collusion” 16 times https://t.co/BOwHyvlCUb

— Amy Fiscus (@amyfiscus) December 29, 2017

001    “Just the place for a Snark!” the Bellman cried,
002        As he landed his crew with care;
003    Supporting each man on the top of the tide
004        By a finger entwined in his hair.

005    “Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
006        That alone should encourage the crew.
007    Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
008        What I tell you three times is true.”

329    “’Tis the voice of the Jubjub!” he suddenly cried.
330        (This man, that they used to call “Dunce.”)
331    “As the Bellman would tell you,” he added with pride,
332        “I have uttered that sentiment once.

333    “’Tis the note of the Jubjub! Keep count, I entreat;
334        You will find I have told it you twice.
335    ’Tis the song of the Jubjub! The proof is complete,
336        If only I’ve stated it thrice.”

 

The Bellman’s Rule is stated in Lewis Carroll’s The Hunting of the Snark, line #7 and line #335. I said it in Lua – wrote it in Python, I made that indeed, but I wholly forgot (when finally done), that Haskell is what you need! So, here is an example for how to implement that rule:

#! /usr/bin/haskell
import Data.List
statementList :: [String]
statementList =
  ["No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"I am a stable genius!"
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"I am a stable genius!"
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"I am a stable genius!"
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"1+1=2."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"No collusion."
  ,"Collusion is not a crime."
  ,"Collusion is not a crime."
  ,"Collusion is not a crime."
  ]
atLeastThrice :: [String] -> [String]
atLeastThrice sL =
  [head grp | grp <-
    group $ sort sL, length grp >= 3]

Result (if loaded and executed in GHCi):

*Main> atLeastThrice statementList
["Collusion is not a crime.","I am a stable genius!","No collusion."]

 
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